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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML


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On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle down, and I told her that Italy had always appealed to me. She snorted and told me what a bad idea that was, because "you don't speak French". FML

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