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Pordexel
  • Town/Country : Miami, Florida
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 July 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pordexel : Don't ask me how what my name means. You will be shot. I like video games, webcomics, bowling, even though I am terrible at it.

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Today, I caught my roommate pouring back his leftover milk from his cereal back into the jug to "save money." FML

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78 comments

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On 07/23/2013 at 9:21am - misc - by why (man) -

Today, while filling out paperwork at the dermatologist, it asked what color I would use to describe my skin tone. When the nurse saw I chose fair, she mumbled "Ghost is more like it." I have a severe sun allergy. FML

#20795568
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43122) - you deserved it (3247)

On 07/21/2013 at 11:03am - misc - by Ghostly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML

#20754723
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36566) - you deserved it (3743)

On 06/29/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by unluckydude - Colombia (Boyaca)

Today, I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time accusing me of whoring around and claiming that most people get strep from performing oral sex. FML

#20750267
102 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 12:58pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, my wife made me moist cat food burgers as a prank. I didnt have the heart to tell her that they tasted better than the ones she usually makes. FML

#20742017
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44035) - you deserved it (3573)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:05am - misc - by kittybad - United States

Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML

#20741960
128 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by part time all the time - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML

#20724193
60 comments

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On 06/13/2013 at 7:59pm - misc - by Dingbat - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

#159589
127 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 5:59am - kids - by tryena (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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