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by lulu / 02/11/2012 at 5:19am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
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by Anonymous / 08/04/2010 at 6:24am / United Kingdom (London) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
by pottypattypeepants / 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
by DAMMit / 07/27/2009 at 4:12am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
by Nails / 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by IBleedArbor / 02/16/2009 at 5:59pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Ugh / 02/16/2009 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Animals
by abi_vet_student / 02/13/2009 at 7:42am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Animals
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
by jf29 / 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…
- Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to… Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady asked me to spell out my password to a… Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts…