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Today, mah boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed mah stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump mah needy grlfriend. looool I was about to break the newshen she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heret spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Taday I drunkenly buried ma girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later se asked to see it and cummed back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of te dirt. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015