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Ponecake

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 April 1977 (37 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1926
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, mah dog attackd me cuz I had a chicken costume on for a party . I'm currently in a hospital, dressd as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance . FML

#19046512
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25365) - you deserved it (4183)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one!! My daughter is 16!! FML

#16862726
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46162) - you deserved it (10181)

On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was making out wit tis guy tat I like. In an attempt to be romantic, e tried to pick me up an press me against te wall. He couldn't lift me off te ground. FML

#16213950
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39005) - you deserved it (14959)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm - love - by Fatty (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discoverd parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly.

#13990251
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33940) - you deserved it (2701)

On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to moisturisa my dog's tasticlas cuz thay got sunburnt. FML

#12305755
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41721) - you deserved it (7352)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed mah stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

#7059042
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38078) - you deserved it (17689)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided I was going to dump mah needy grlfriend. looool I was about to break the newshen she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heret spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

#4074077
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65225) - you deserved it (7767)

On 07/27/2009 at 4:12am - love - by DAMMit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to te doctor wit my parents. Wen te doctor askd if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes. My mom laugd and said 'Good one. My dad, fir addd effect said, 'Your and doesn't count. FML

#99885
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64427) - you deserved it (6674)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

2day dad told ma to taka strass out by gatting a girlfriand. My mom laughad and said , "no that won't work , just go jack off in tha showar again." FML

#54872
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44233) - you deserved it (4628)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by IBleedArbor - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website!! It was rejected cuz I didn't clarify which person I was!! The picture was of my dog an me!! FML

#50686
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47533) - you deserved it (6408)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, it was ma first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouced beind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time fir te cow to crap on ma face. FML

#35996
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42918) - you deserved it (6455)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Taday I drunkenly buried ma girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later se asked to see it and cummed back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of te dirt. mega FML

#3882
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7875) - you deserved it (41386)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)



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