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Ponecake
  • Town/Country : Columbus, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 April 1977 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 573
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Ponecake's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to moisturise my dogs testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

#12305755 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (31624) - you deserved it (5212)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

#7059042 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (27904) - you deserved it (11977)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

#99885 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (52061) - you deserved it (5011)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "no that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML

#54872 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (34101) - you deserved it (3271)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by IBleedArbor - United States (Connecticut)