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Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48768) - you deserved it (3505)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26042) - you deserved it (498760)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

#210718
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28402) - you deserved it (278406)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
958 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73341) - you deserved it (425707)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27785) - you deserved it (8139)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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