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PokemonLove993
  • Town/Country : United states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 November 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 201
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PokemonLove993 : Hey! My name is shannon and I'm a huge nerd :) I love anime and videogames, I cosplay and go to cons every year. Im a proud otaku and no that's not my real hair, it's a wig. I love reading, drawing, and music. My favorite bands are iron maiden, bvb and botdf. If you like what I said Im always willing to chat :) bye!

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Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70468) - you deserved it (4236)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

#20640565
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57812) - you deserved it (8174)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML

Today, I was dying my hair a subtly different color. It was only supposed to turn my hair a shade or two lighter, but it seems someone at the store thought it would be funny to switch the dye in the boxes around. My hair is purple. FML

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

#20568440
150 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 1:55pm - love - by immaturity all around (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

#20490478
228 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Brock (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

#20483320
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37386) - you deserved it (4146) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML

#20480667
116 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by LucidNightmare - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML

#20479024
71 comments

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On 01/26/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Sarah - United States

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

#20456674
114 comments

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On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I took my grandma to what I thought was a nice movie. An actor used the word "cunt", which prompted her to ask what that word meant in a loud "whisper". She followed up even more loudly with, "Does that mean pussy?" FML

#20447919
87 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 12:10pm - misc - by troll of a gran - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I learned that toddlers cannot fully digest raisins. I learned this first-hand when my 15-month-old began pooping them whole. In the bathtub. FML

#20442461
108 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 11:59am - kids - by Raela (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML

#20432015
154 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

#20423578
117 comments

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On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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