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About PoeticPixie : My name's Pixie. I'm sarcastic, opinionated, and occasionally rude when the occasion calls for it. I love to argue, partly just for the sake of arguing, but only if the person arguing with me is going to use intelligence and not just "well, u r just ignirant and angry cuz i'm smartr than u." I do not use text talk unless I am *gasp* texting, and even then it's rare. I'm a spelling Nazi. Not so much grammar unless it's the obvious "your" you're" or "where" "were" "we're" debate, but if you spell normal words wrong, your argument has lost all credence in my mind. The internet is free domain, so do not spam my inbox with your anger about one of my opinions, because I don't have time for childish games.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML
Today, it was my boyfriends birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
Friday 2 October 2015