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PoetRobotYeah
  • Town/Country : North Highlands, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 May 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 163
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Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

#13274666 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (20011) - you deserved it (3905)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:06am - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84305) - you deserved it (5476)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865 (454)

I agree, your life sucks (52317) - you deserved it (26551)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (77182) - you deserved it (14562)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

#1617373 (545)

I agree, your life sucks (66836) - you deserved it (180362)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190 (371)

I agree, your life sucks (121589) - you deserved it (28947)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9247) - you deserved it (92258)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)



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