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Plutogone
  • Town/Country : AwesomeVille, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 November 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 483
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Plutogone : I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

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Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6538) - you deserved it (27830)

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