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PlutoSA

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 925
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PlutoSA : I'm a music enthusiast with a taste for reading, gaming, chatting and buds.

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Fucked!<b>murpfluf</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 2:15am

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Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46492) - you deserved it (12267)

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