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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 November 1982 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 878
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML

#7215962
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34426) - you deserved it (4308)

On 01/08/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

#7169187
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31476) - you deserved it (3851)

On 01/05/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML

#7161504
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15786) - you deserved it (33446)

On 01/05/2010 at 9:06am - love - by PJ (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML

#7152531
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22379) - you deserved it (5800)

On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version

Today, I noticed the woman I've been sleeping with for over 2 years never lets me see her naked during sex. I confronted her about it and she replied, "I don't care if you see me naked. I was just leaving the lights off the whole time so I don't have to see you naked." FML

#7147698
57 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by audied (man) - United States (California)

Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it and showed it to all my friends at my party, while we were eating. FML

#7077814
90 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Moosh - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML

#7035210
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28512) - you deserved it (6662)

On 12/30/2009 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML

#7021786
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9528) - you deserved it (36457)

On 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by mylifeissad (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML

#7020893
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11017) - you deserved it (22753)

On 12/29/2009 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by queen (woman) - Brazil (Minas Gerais)

Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML

#6987202
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24586) - you deserved it (3340)

On 12/28/2009 at 2:30am - animals - by dumbdad (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML

#6940089
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36905) - you deserved it (3635)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34945) - you deserved it (7484)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

#6029575
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34215) - you deserved it (4566)

On 10/27/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by ilovemybrother (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML

#5136850
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14526) - you deserved it (51897)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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