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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 September 1992 (22 years)
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Today,hilst at mah award night, I got a boner, right as it was mah turn to accept mah award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up an under mah belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, cuz the head of mah penis poked out through mah shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by ugly - United States

Yesterday, mah mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English . She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping . FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I moved into mah new apartment and met mah new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday My Boyfriend Bought A Pogo Stick . Now He Rides It More Than He Rides Me . FML

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On 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by RachelVanLannen9 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I lost mah anal virginity cuz mah boyfriend "slipped". FML

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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I found out tat ma girlfriend of five monts is pregnant!! Apparently..!! se stopped taking er pill two monts ago cuz "we" wanted a baby!! I don't recall ever aving tat discussion wit er!! FML

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On 05/30/2010 at 4:05am - kids - by BabyDaddy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

2DAY MY BOYFRIEND AN I WERE TRYING TO HAVE INTERCOURSE 4 THE FRST TIME. ONE MINUTE INTO IT, HE GOT NERVOU AN FARTD. WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT HIS FART SCARD HIM, AN HE ASKD "WHAT WAS THAT?" FAT FML

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On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent !! That was when I noticed that mah mom was watching me, and I had just smelled mah dad's still-stained underwear that was on top !! FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up thier mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's yur tip 4 the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons 4 a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible!! I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow"!! fat FML

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On 01/22/2010 at 1:26am - work - by iluvjenknee (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

today I was giving mah boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, ( Oh mah god, this is good shit. ) I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today..!! I was snuggld in bd with mah husband!! He thought cuz mah butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky!! So he slappd mah ass hard in attempt to get something going!! I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart cuz last night I had diarrhea!! Apparently I still have it!! FML

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On 01/01/2010 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by Lovergirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, mah stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it an showed it to all mah friends at mah party, while we were eating . FML

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On 01/01/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Moosh - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday , I showed up on set fir a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition , the script was bieng rewritten , so today I was so excited and eager to be told wat role would entail. When they handed me the script , character was described as a fat , ugly , awkward grl. FML

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On 12/09/2009 at 6:13am - work - by okaythen6 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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