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Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

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On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13305) - you deserved it (37025)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

#18342381
231 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
148 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

#18145171
318 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150
170 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
423 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML

#17677583
86 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by grossedout - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

#17649932
239 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 1:33am - health - by whatdidIdo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
221 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
158 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML

#17560241
227 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 5:55pm - kids - by BerzerkelyBongBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
214 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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