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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 September 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I'm forcd to eat half a package of saltine crackers in mah room for dinner . I can't go downstars to the kitchen because mah two roommates are going at it on our kitchen table . FML

#19091381
207 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:13am - intimacy - by robzzz (woman) - Canada

Today, I'm forcd to eat half a package of saltine crackers in mah room for dinner . I can't go downstars to the kitchen because mah two roommates are going at it on our kitchen table . FML

#19091381
207 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:13am - intimacy - by robzzz (woman) - Canada

Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I fought back with words against a bully. He cried , an I got detention. mega FML

#19085871
179 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

TODAY, MY HUSBAND AND I WORKED TOGETHER ON A VERY DIFFICULT YARD PROJECT. AFTERWARDS, I THANKED HIM AND OFFERED HIM A SPECIAL TREAT. HE WAS DISAPPOINTED TO FIND I MEANT SEX, NOT COOKIES. FML

#18992832
224 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, I reachd a new low in mah relationship: mah boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss . FML

#18979126
127 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 8:02pm - love - by lillymean (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we startd to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with drty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showd him a pair of drty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
256 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah looool boyfriend gave me twelve roses an told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't fine it. When I pointd out that all twelve were real an would die within days, he respondd, "Exactly." mega FML

#18936421
112 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

today mah boyfriand and I wara watching a movia and aating a burgar. Faaling frisky, I sat up and took off mah shirt. Ha lookad at mah looool chast, at his burgar, than back at ma and said, "Giva ma a minuta, I don't want mah food to gat cold." maga FML

#18896901
277 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, I Was Driving Back Home With Family. I Had To Sit Quietly Fir Half An Hour, All While Pretending I Didn't Notice Sister Playing With Herself Under The Coat On Her Lap. Big Fat FML

#18891781
325 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I Had To Explain To Mah Husband Why Putting On Dirty Underwear After A Shower Defeats The Purpose !! We Had This Discussion In The Middle Of Me Giving Him Head !!

#18858383
140 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel lyk I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
328 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, Mah Grlfriend Hummed The Jeopardy Theme While I Was Trying To Undo Her Bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I startd a new medication, not looool paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glud my underwear to my skin. fat FML

#18812557
136 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

today during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on scrotum. Every time I jumped into te water I would feel a sarp stab. After te full our of ell, I went to te batroom an looked in new trunks. Te designer ad left tere sewing needle in te crotc netting. FML

#18809719
149 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm - health - by CantPublish - United States



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