This member hasn't filled in their description.
PlaySpades's FML badges
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
PlaySpades's favorite FMLs
by whyme / 03/10/2012 at 6:37pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
by Alison / 03/10/2012 at 5:48pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by callen5 / 03/10/2012 at 10:16am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by RZ / 03/07/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by virginkiller / 03/03/2012 at 8:23am / Singapore / Intimacy
Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 9:24pm / United States / Health
by Lonely Gay / 02/22/2012 at 4:37am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Gavin / 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Intimacy
by Gabi / 02/20/2012 at 9:23am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm / Canada / Health
by me / 02/19/2012 at 6:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
by Mel Ancholy / 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, just happens to be my 2nd anniversary with my boyfriend. Today also happens to be the night… Today, I learned that the apartment building which I just signed a 1 year lease on is now condemned… Today, my boyfriend wouldn't get out of bed all day or spend any time with me and our baby because…