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Today, I started my third day of a student exchange program in Belgium. My room-mate is a guy, our beds are in the same room, and he's always in and out of the bathroom. Consequently, I don't have nearly enough privacy to choke the cock, if you know what I mean. FML

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On 05/25/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by MySummerinEurope (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML

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On 05/25/2012 at 3:07am - work - by emliv12 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

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On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

#19640453
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On 05/18/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by Karmaisabitch - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML

#19637650
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On 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm - love - by colts609380 - United States (California)

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

#19635383
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On 05/17/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by secret_source (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

#19628029
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On 05/15/2012 at 4:56pm - love - by waste of effort (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML

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On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

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On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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On 04/19/2012 at 9:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

#19464773
113 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 1:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't like it, and that I still didn't like how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML

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On 04/05/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands



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