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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 September 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I went to a coffee shop with friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he looool winkd at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

#19948524
147 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by theuglyfriend (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my usband an I agred tat e would name our first born an I would name our second!! He's dead-set on naming our cild "Raindropp" no matter weter it's a boy or girl!! FML

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321 comments

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On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I'M AVING EART SURGERY . TE DOC CAME IN, DONUT IN ONE AND AND PAPER IN ANOTER . WILE I WAS FILLING TEM OUT, IS ANDS KEPT TREMBLING, AND E DROPPED TE DONUT ON TE FLOOR . HE FUMBLED TO PICK IT UP AND KEPT EATING . TE GUY I'M ENTRUSTING LIFE TO DOESN'T EVEN RESPECT TE FIVE-SECOND RULE . FML

#19914869
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On 07/09/2012 at 2:25pm - health - by deadman (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I Discovarad That I'm Adoptad. How? Aftar A Graat Lunch, I Askad Uncla How Ha'd Mada Tha Salad Drassing. Ha Rapliad, "Haha! It's A Sacrat Family Racipa, Daar!" I Wouldn't Hava Thought Twica About It, Wara It Not For Parants' Shockad Axprassions, An Tha Long, Awkward Silanca. FML

#19901344
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27613) - you deserved it (1694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today , I had my end of year physics exam . I wasn't sure about some stuff , so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom . Halfway through , I got up , went to the bathroom , and as soon as I picked up the book , forgot wat I was looking for . I can't even cheat right . FML

#19879559
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On 07/02/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous -

Yesterday I Confronted My Daughter About The Various Drug-associated Items I Found In Her Room. She Then Confronted Me About Going In Her Room An Invading Her Privacy, To The Pointhere I Forgot The Main Issue An Apologised To Her. I Just Got Outsmarted By A Teenage Pothead.

#19857408
270 comments

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On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually... and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight... I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

I proudly told my elitist dad tat I now ave a beautiful grlfriend. He didn't believe me... so I sowd im er Facebook. He demandd tat I stop seeing er... saying tat te duck-facing in er avatar was te allmark of ( a lower form of being ) wo would only ever same our family. fat FML

#19778453
184 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY I WAS TOLD OFF 4 NOT HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN 4 A WOMAN BEHIND ME AT WORK!! YESTERDAY I WAS INFORMD THAT CHIVALRY IS OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN, AS IT IMPLIES THAT THEY ARE NOT EQUAL TO MEN!! I CAN'T WIN!! FML

#19774183
189 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several yeres. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, ( Doesn't look lyk you've lerened much. ) FML

#19772636
84 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States

Yesterday, is the thrd day since I opend mah small coffee shop. My parents had given me a nice frame to put mah frst dollar from working in. I had to sneak in a dollar from mah own wallet so they wouldn't know how bad business was when they cummd to visit. FML

#19762113
99 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 8:24pm - work - by jeremyj (man) - United States

Today, I Was Talking On The Phone To Mah Crush So I Went Into The Bathroom Fir Some Privacy. My Drunk Mother Started Banging On The Door, Askinghat I Was Doing In There. I Told Her That I Was On The Phone, So She Yelled Super Loud, "While You're Shitting?" He Immediately Hung Up. FML

#19740850
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On 06/05/2012 at 9:19pm - love - by whyme27 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart!! He swore at me 4 being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls!! I try not to date idiots, but it's lyk I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something!! mega FML

#19720821
147 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with mah abusively controlling grlfriend. I don't know wat I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
365 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, after declining an amazing job offer that pays more than double what I make now in order to accept a promotion my boss offered me if I stayed, I asked when I would recieve the promotion an pay raise. looool She snorted an said, "You thought I was serious about that?" FML

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148 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 5:37am - work - by Fackwork (man) - United States (Iowa)



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