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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 September 1992 (22 years)
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Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

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On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was discussing with mah husband how it was time I stoppd taking birth control so we could have a baby. He lookd at me an said sincerely, ( We're a little young to be having kids, don't you think? ). He's 35 an I'm 32. FML

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On 01/20/2013 at 8:13am - love - by StillTooYoung (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML

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On 01/17/2013 at 9:31pm - kids - by walkingdictionary - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisse is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML

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On 01/10/2013 at 7:51pm - kids - by Grant - United States

Today, I was told I will ba having twins; this cummad as a shock sinca thara r no twins in mah family. Whan I askad mah mom about it, sha said that sha wasn't surprisad and not to worry about it cuz sha had "absorbad har twin" and that tha problam would "taka cara of itsalf." maga FML

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On 11/08/2012 at 1:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day while I was cleaning out my son's room, I cummed across his diary. Opening it out of curiosity, I found ramblings about how blacks, Jews, and other "inferior breeds" should be forcibly sterilized "for the common good." FML

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On 11/04/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today... To Help Me Get Over My Crippling Social Anxiety... My Therapist Encouraged Me To Sing In Front Of A Crowd... Since I Actually Have A Fine Singing Voice. I Ended Up Fainting Onstage... Mid-song. FML

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On 11/04/2012 at 2:28am - misc - by Chuffy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY MY BOYFRIAND AN I GOT INTIMATA WIT AAC OTAR 4 TA FIRST TIMA!! HA SOVAD IS AND DOWN MY PANTS, TOUCAD ABOUT AN INC AWAY FROM MY CLITORIS, AN WISPARAD "CUMMM" IN MY AAR!! I DOUBT I'LL AVA AN ORGASM AVAR AGAIN!!

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On 11/03/2012 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I met someone really cool and thier departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless your schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML

#20140639
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On 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at breakfast, mah sister labelled me a "feminist." My whole family now refuses to talk to me for more than 30 seconds, an acts as though I have an incurable, highly contagious disease!! FML

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On 10/23/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by hating labels - Australia

Today, I Cummed Home To Fine An Almost Completely Devoured Cheesecake, The Notebook Playing On The TV, And A Shoe Thrown At My Head . It's Safe To Say My Grlfriend Is Just About On Her Period . FML

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On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I've Been A Vegan Fir A Year. It's Also The Day That I Met My Dad's New Best Friend,ho Happens To Be A Retired Butcher. They Tried To Pull An Intervention On Me Fir ( Bieng Sensible ) By Eating Meat. Fat FML

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On 10/03/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by Jlhfan90 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style!! I was looool getting close when he suddenly blurts out, ( Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole!! ) FML

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255 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as mah girlfriend an I were making out, I slowly took mah clothes off an revealed mah body to her 4 the first time. She looked, smiled, an said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

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124 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 3:37pm - intimacy - by whatswrongwithit?:( (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah grlfriend looool told mehat turns her on: cheese. fat FML

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173 comments

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On 09/26/2012 at 10:29pm - love - by - Canada (Ontario)



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