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by Rumpkis / 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Emil / 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple seconds later and played video games instead. FML
by Unknown / 10/18/2011 at 12:50am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by emopoe / 09/06/2011 at 11:11am / United States / Love
Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
by WoWWidow / 09/02/2011 at 4:02am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/17/2011 at 9:51pm / United States / Intimacy
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
by Junktown / 07/07/2011 at 10:40am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love
by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids
by minecraftwilldie / 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/31/2011 at 8:50pm / Brazil / Geek
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…