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Pixon
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1188
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Pixon : I'm a console collector. I want to become a film director.

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Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94962) - you deserved it (4168)

On 04/20/2009 at 7:05pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91491) - you deserved it (37706)

On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)



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