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  • Number of visits : 2648
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pixie333 : The picture doesn't belong to me but I am a dancer/acrobat and have been for more than ten years!

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Pixie333's favorite FMLs

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82719) - you deserved it (10936)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

#13222
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46165) - you deserved it (2701)

On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

#9285
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35440) - you deserved it (9190)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19828) - you deserved it (7941)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

#233
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47459) - you deserved it (3949)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)



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