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About Pixie333 : The picture doesn't belong to me but I am a dancer/acrobat and have been for more than ten years!

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Pixie333's favorite FMLs

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML


I agree, your life sucks (88730) - you deserved it (12186)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML


I agree, your life sucks (50591) - you deserved it (3055)

On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39149) - you deserved it (10165)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML


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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML


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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

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