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  • Number of visits : 3673
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pixie333 : The picture doesn't belong to me but I am a dancer/acrobat and have been for more than ten years!

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Pixie333's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML

#3827229
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59581) - you deserved it (9711)

On 07/17/2009 at 8:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I checked the facebook event page that I had set up for my 21st birthday at an awesome restaurant/bar which I had set up a week ago. Out of 39 invitees, the only person who said yes is my boyfriend. FML

#3746710
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44715) - you deserved it (5341)

On 07/14/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a basketball game against our rivals. Since the starting guard had a broken ankle, I felt happy that I could finally get playing time and prove that I'm good. Instead I had to run the scoreboard for the game, because the scoreboard guy was absent. FML

#3573001
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41002) - you deserved it (3434)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:49am - misc - by Benchthewarmer (man) - United States

Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML

#3503017
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54788) - you deserved it (4886)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:10pm - health - by blinded (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

#3330800
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48571) - you deserved it (16478)

On 06/29/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Asterisk1009 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

#3192725
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89902) - you deserved it (15621)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got an invitation in the mail for my dad's third wedding. My first name was misspelled on the envelope. FML

#3165939
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51146) - you deserved it (2631)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by silkworm (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML

#3088891
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38817) - you deserved it (16759)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:03pm - kids - by vballqt201 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML

#3088891
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38817) - you deserved it (16759)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:03pm - kids - by vballqt201 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

#2660481
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59453) - you deserved it (13328)

On 06/06/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

#2137962
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58927) - you deserved it (4122)

On 05/21/2009 at 4:06am - animals - by georgia819 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got my medical checkup back. Apparently, I'm diagnosed with a liver condition generally found in alcoholics. I've never drank in my life. FML

#2043570
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61471) - you deserved it (3553)

On 05/18/2009 at 4:48am - health - by esk (man) - China (Shanghai)

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

#1775863
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40477) - you deserved it (25412)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:50am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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