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Pixela7
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Pixela7 : That molecule in my profile image is called hell

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Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35045) - you deserved it (5850)

On 12/25/2013 at 2:46am - love - by lonely otaku (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

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On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)



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