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  • Town/Country : USA
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Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20462) - you deserved it (15232)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23679) - you deserved it (5367)

On 07/23/2010 at 6:15pm - misc - by bored2death - United States



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