Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About Pistolaro : Me and my friend share he's a guy but my account......uhh lol..... I do motocross, surf, ride horses, and am a wannabe snowboarder. If I visit your profile, it's because I accidentally clicked on it. Don't think I'm interested, 'cause I'm not. Oh, ya, and I wouldn't do shit for a Klondike Bar. Who else noticed it has the word "dike" in it????
One time at band camp....
R.I.P. to Dr. Cutler
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
Monday 1 September 2014