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Pinkfl0yd
  • Town/Country : Baltimore, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 April 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 255
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Pinkfl0yd : Because I've been lurking too long...

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Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

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71 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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181 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

#18370859
88 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

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112 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm - animals - by ouch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

#13959673
75 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 8:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML

#7490681
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On 01/22/2010 at 12:08am - animals - by Parental (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML

#6422914
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On 11/23/2009 at 5:12pm - work - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML

#6422914
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On 11/23/2009 at 5:12pm - work - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML

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On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while leaving school to skip fourth period, I hit someone's car in the parking lot. It was the teacher's whose class I was going to skip. FML

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31 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by Ava777 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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