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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 696
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Pinkfl0yd : Because I've been lurking too long...

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Today, I got a text from mah mom saying, "I hered the cupcake store got robbed. Where r you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25052) - you deserved it (4619)

On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today,hile sitting on the toilet , I noticed there was no toilet paper left , so I dug through purse to use one and only pad as a substitute!! It clogged the toilet , and I started period ten minutes later!! FML

#19035174
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32342) - you deserved it (17922)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house 4 the first time!! Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor an said "I gotta take a piss, where's yur shower?" fat FML

#18370859
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24475) - you deserved it (3593)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, our alactric horsa fanca broka. I turnd it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing tha fanca, mah brothar thought it would ba hilarious to turn tha fanca back on. FML

#17766794
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27697) - you deserved it (2956)

On 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm - animals - by ouch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... cute co-worker askd if he could use computer. I told him password an went to the bathroom. When I cummd back he said he'd finishd. I trid to log in... but password wouldn't work. I then noticd a post-it note on the desk saying... "Stop stalking me an I'll change the password back." FML

#13959673
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8837) - you deserved it (35267)

On 11/24/2010 at 8:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I naild it after 2 hours and listend. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweakd in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML

#7490681
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23493) - you deserved it (4917)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:08am - animals - by Parental (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I finally receivd a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebratd by promptly falling down a flight of stairs an losing consciousness. FML

#6422914
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (4556)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:12pm - work - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally receivd a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebratd by promptly falling down a flight of stairs an losing consciousness. FML

#6422914
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (4556)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:12pm - work - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye fir details.", and I have been sending it out fir the past few weeks . No wonder I haven't gotten any replies . real FML

#6299927
81 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today,hile leaving school to skip fourth period, I hit someone's car in looool the parking lot. It was the teacher'shose class I was going to skip. FML

#88598
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9774) - you deserved it (52957)

On 02/20/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by Ava777 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , In Class , I Was Sitting Next To The Guy That I Fancy . Shyly , I Write Our Initials (L And A) Into A Heart On His Hand To See His Reaction . He Said , "I Love Los Angeles Too!" FML

#6
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88753) - you deserved it (40440)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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