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  • Town/Country : rotterdam, The Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 80
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Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML

#19860254
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I agree, your life sucks (27865) - you deserved it (2318)

On 06/28/2012 at 11:28am - love - by FMlovelife (woman) - United States

Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said "Yeah, yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19341) - you deserved it (4960)

On 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by Richard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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