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  • Number of visits : 726
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About PinkRoseLove : I love art, photography, my boyfriend, and my hometown. I'm about to graduate college with a degree in English...dunno what to do with that lol but we'll see.
I'm a pretty chill girl

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Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26008) - you deserved it (3803)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I saw my favourite shirt on the floor of my dorm's bathroom. Feeling too lazy to bend down, I used my feet to "flick" the shirt up. Apparently, some drunkard took a dump on the floor and used my shirt to cover it up. I now have shit all over my feet, hands and the wall in front of me. FML

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
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I agree, your life sucks (231283) - you deserved it (81130)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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