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About Pink4Ever : My name is Rabail. I am almost 14. Opinions mean nothing to me. I am very strange. And I'll admit it, I have issues. Haha Message Me! Btw: I'm not really as nice as I seem :) Lol
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Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
Thursday 11 September 2014