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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3194
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Pink4Ever : My name is Rabail. I am almost 14. Opinions mean nothing to me. I am very strange. And I'll admit it, I have issues. Haha Message Me! Btw: I'm not really as nice as I seem :) Lol

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Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

#956665
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30607) - you deserved it (63348)

On 04/13/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by grem (woman) - United States

Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full" He's the owner of the shop. FML

#883621
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10477) - you deserved it (69403)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:40am - misc - by oopsiecoffee (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

#785377
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55347) - you deserved it (2812)

On 04/03/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by str3tch - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML

#430681
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73795) - you deserved it (3643)

On 03/18/2009 at 12:07am - work - by germx (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for spring break. She said she would be in the same city I would and I couldnt help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

#328244
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67292) - you deserved it (8830)

On 03/14/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by evanescence (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on my porch for a late night cigarette. When I opened the door and took one step inside, all I remember is a big thud. I woke up 5 minutes later with my Father over top of me saying "nice right hook, huh?" Then he chuckled. He thought I was a burgler and he knocked me out. FML

#268069
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52132) - you deserved it (8514)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my physics teacher asked who had implants. I raised my hand. Then he asked me to show him the implants. Shocked at his request I called him a perv. I later discovered he meant dental implants as he was teaching x rays not breast implants. FML

#232961
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12608) - you deserved it (111209)

On 03/07/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by Noname - Pakistan (Islamabad)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML

#197366
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72373) - you deserved it (3247)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by JTo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I submitted a vacation request to my manager and it was approved. I came back from lunch and was informed that I have been let go. FML

#115170
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41803) - you deserved it (1997)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by ExtendedVacation (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41379) - you deserved it (18329)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34057) - you deserved it (59487)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied "It's not the cat you should worry about". FML

#5051
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21423) - you deserved it (4703)

On 02/01/2009 at 10:22pm - animals - by mikep - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

#966
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5166) - you deserved it (63985)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31761) - you deserved it (1926)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML

#465
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21810) - you deserved it (2395)

On 12/07/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by Butterfly - Sent from mobile version



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