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About Pink4Ever : My name is Rabail. I am almost 14. Opinions mean nothing to me. I am very strange. And I'll admit it, I have issues. Haha Message Me! Btw: I'm not really as nice as I seem :) Lol
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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)
Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: Craigslist. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 12:42pm - love - by depr3ssed (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm - love - by Twilightsux (man) - United States
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 9:17am - love - by Sl3vin (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I went to my grandmothers house to pick up her cat for the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
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On 12/08/2009 at 12:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 1:18am - misc - by moviewalker (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
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On 11/22/2009 at 3:03pm - love - by gj09 - United States
Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 10:53am - health - by nolips (man) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets and lost my job. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I'm a 19 year old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on facebook chat. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States
Today, my dad called me for the first time in weeks. All he wanted to tell me was that Ashlee Simpson got fired from Melrose Place. Then he hung up. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 8:37am - love - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
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On 10/06/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by TatooFAIL (woman) - United States (New York)
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