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Pingvinai

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Pingvinai

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6938
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About Pingvinai : I'm a ferret wearing a hat. Nothing to see here. Drop a f*ck while you're at it, will ya?

Pingvinai's page activity

Visits<b>ImaginaryPerson</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:17am<b>suprisebitch</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:52pm<b>ihavenolifehaha</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 8:58pm<b>Ichiya</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 7:16am<b>mrlawlor7777</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 4:28am<b>evillnoob</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 3:09am<b>Miouxsangster</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:12am<b>hmrhoades</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 12:01pm<b>Much2Much4U</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:35am<b>foodlover2000</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 9:10pm<b>Loyalteez</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 6:47pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 5:35pm<b>nikomilewis</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 5:15pm<b>cooltatgar</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 10:21am<b>AnusOblitorator</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 4:16pm<b>Naatya_</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 3:39am<b>Otherhats</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 1:29pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 2:12pm

Fucked!<b>Miouxsangster</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 7:12am<b>Naatya_</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 9:39am<b>KittyBunny</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:27am<b>booze_n_bitches</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:11am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:50pm<b>quinzxl</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 4:18pm<b>rozline96</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:42pm<b>Baka_Me</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 9:35am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:47am<b>Zeuszara</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:25am<b>Xete</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:38am<b>elorghestenes</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:27am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:38pm<b>Soviet_American</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 6:37pm<b>Rainb0wdash9</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 9:55am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 1:31pm<b>Wingman527</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 6:57am

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You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Pingvinai's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML

#21450242
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21621) - you deserved it (1434)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML

#21446059
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24896) - you deserved it (2471)

On 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Ma_Nikka (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, I went on my first date in 6 months, to a Thai restaurant. We both got food poisoning and spent the entire evening alternately running to the bathroom while pretending that we were fine. FML

#21443781
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25660) - you deserved it (1827)

On 07/18/2015 at 11:29pm - intimacy - by padthaimeanoose - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML

#21439737
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27662) - you deserved it (7328)

On 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

#21438976
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39202) - you deserved it (2165)

On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

#21418223
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39700) - you deserved it (2303)

On 05/30/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by TooLoud - United States (California)

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26203) - you deserved it (10574)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

#21414033
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28135) - you deserved it (4629)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

#21410882
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32712) - you deserved it (5150)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30187) - you deserved it (2213)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32624) - you deserved it (7089)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38953) - you deserved it (2792)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

#21399378
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31243) - you deserved it (2500)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:34am - love - by a critically injured shitehawk (man) - United Kingdom (York)



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