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Pingvinai

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Pingvinai

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7206
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Pingvinai : I'm a ferret wearing a hat. Nothing to see here. Drop a f*ck while you're at it, will ya?

Pingvinai's page activity

Visits<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - 13 hours ago<b>Hop6e</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 10:33pm<b>ImaginaryPerson</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:17am<b>suprisebitch</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:52pm<b>ihavenolifehaha</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 8:58pm<b>Ichiya</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 7:16am<b>mrlawlor7777</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 4:28am<b>evillnoob</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 3:09am<b>Miouxsangster</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:12am<b>hmrhoades</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 12:01pm<b>Much2Much4U</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:35am<b>foodlover2000</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 9:10pm<b>Loyalteez</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 6:47pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 5:35pm<b>nikomilewis</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 5:15pm<b>cooltatgar</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 10:21am<b>AnusOblitorator</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 4:16pm<b>Naatya_</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 3:39am

Fucked!<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - 7 hours ago<b>Hop6e</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 4:33am<b>Miouxsangster</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 7:12am<b>Naatya_</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 9:39am<b>KittyBunny</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:27am<b>booze_n_bitches</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:11am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:50pm<b>quinzxl</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 4:18pm<b>rozline96</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:42pm<b>Baka_Me</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 9:35am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:47am<b>Zeuszara</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:25am<b>Xete</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:38am<b>elorghestenes</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:27am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:38pm<b>Soviet_American</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 6:37pm<b>Rainb0wdash9</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 9:55am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 1:31pm

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Colonel_Whiskers

You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Pingvinai's favorite FMLs

Today, at my sister's wedding, I got my 15 month old son to 'sign' the big guest book. I gave him a pen and was hoping for a cute little squiggle or something. But no, he managed to draw something that looked uncannily like a big swastika. FML

#21459659
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12437) - you deserved it (11971)

On 08/23/2015 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML

#21458446
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19310) - you deserved it (2303)

On 08/20/2015 at 12:18pm - misc - by fuck you btichass cuntshit (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML

#21455960
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30728) - you deserved it (1365)

On 08/14/2015 at 11:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

#21450786
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23805) - you deserved it (2119)

On 08/02/2015 at 7:39am - kids - by Wlanla (man) - Romania (Bacau)

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML

#21450242
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26111) - you deserved it (1676)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML

#21446059
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25645) - you deserved it (2642)

On 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Ma_Nikka (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, I went on my first date in 6 months, to a Thai restaurant. We both got food poisoning and spent the entire evening alternately running to the bathroom while pretending that we were fine. FML

#21443781
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25957) - you deserved it (1844)

On 07/18/2015 at 11:29pm - intimacy - by padthaimeanoose - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML

#21439737
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28105) - you deserved it (7720)

On 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

#21438976
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39354) - you deserved it (2167)

On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

#21418223
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39870) - you deserved it (2308)

On 05/30/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by TooLoud - United States (California)

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27002) - you deserved it (11190)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

#21414033
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28158) - you deserved it (4631)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

#21410882
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32734) - you deserved it (5157)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States



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