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Pingvinai

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Pingvinai

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6444
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About Pingvinai : I'm a ferret wearing a hat. Nothing to see here.

Pingvinai's page activity

Visits<b>Naatya_</b> - 17 hours ago<b>Otherhats</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 1:29pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 2:12pm<b>KittyBunny</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:27am<b>MaybeMoo</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 4:41pm<b>MrConcise</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:55am<b>zombiepoke</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 1:43am<b>support_zombies</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 11:56pm<b>bbsdk2</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 11:26pm<b>WolfAvenge</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:22pm<b>booze_n_bitches</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:11pm<b>kaz55</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 8:05pm<b>Mermaidhead</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 7:53pm<b>papygeorges</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 11:59am<b>Slerth</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 12:52am<b>43bubba34</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 10:55am<b>ziggysmommy201</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 8:26am<b>chelseabellsey</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:54pm

Fucked!<b>Naatya_</b> - 11 hours ago<b>KittyBunny</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:27am<b>booze_n_bitches</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:11am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:50pm<b>quinzxl</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 4:18pm<b>rozline96</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:42pm<b>Baka_Me</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 9:35am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:47am<b>Zeuszara</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:25am<b>Xete</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:38am<b>elorghestenes</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:27am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:38pm<b>Soviet_American</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 6:37pm<b>Rainb0wdash9</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 9:55am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 1:31pm<b>Wingman527</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 6:57am

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Colonel_Whiskers

You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Pingvinai's favorite FMLs

Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

#21418223
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38928) - you deserved it (2285)

On 05/30/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by TooLoud - United States (California)

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26173) - you deserved it (10556)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

#21414033
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27710) - you deserved it (4552)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

#21410882
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32673) - you deserved it (5148)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30163) - you deserved it (2213)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32600) - you deserved it (7081)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38859) - you deserved it (2788)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

#21399378
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31199) - you deserved it (2499)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:34am - love - by a critically injured shitehawk (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25911) - you deserved it (22665)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

#21397883
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41893) - you deserved it (2835)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35444) - you deserved it (2355)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30101) - you deserved it (5464)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a guy tried to carjack me. Good news: I drive a stick shift, and the idiot apparently couldn't, so I still have my car. Bad news: he was so angry, he beat the shit out of me. I had to get stitches, and now I look like I went on a date with Chris Brown. FML

#21391293
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32044) - you deserved it (2334)

On 04/10/2015 at 2:04pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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