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  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 March 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1216
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pikachu206 : College student, history major, bored with life, etc.

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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML


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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML


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On 02/10/2010 at 7:30am - misc - by muffingirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML


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On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - animals - by jaydiv (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML


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On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML


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On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)

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