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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2494
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I decided to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As bent down to put my pen away, my Blizzard somehow defied the laws of gravity and fell on me. FML

#2150
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15948) - you deserved it (3560)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:10am - love - by sadtimes - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6887) - you deserved it (24283)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML

#492
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17644) - you deserved it (6741)

On 12/11/2008 at 5:40am - misc - by Pfff - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28649) - you deserved it (14192)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
61 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50174) - you deserved it (36947)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -



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