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Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37633) - you deserved it (6270)

On 11/05/2009 at 9:22am - health - by HairyBoobs (woman) - United States (Texas)



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