About Phyre24 : I'm a Canadian. Watch NCIS. Bones and Burn Notice. Play CoD zombies, Halo, DayZ, Planetside 2 and AC. I'm very logical. I like reading the Drizzt series by R.A. Salvatore. Sherlock Holmes is my favourite detective of all time and I've read every single story.
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by Taylor / 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by spoony / 01/19/2009 at 12:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by biblio / 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML
by Hungry / 01/14/2009 at 10:01am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by dannij08 / 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Christoams / 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
by wtf / 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I used my Christmas holiday time to open up a load of old letters. There were a lot of bills, of course, but there was also a note telling me that I'm due for a tax inspection. Merry F*ing Christmas! FML
by Melie-Melo / 12/16/2008 at 2:55am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous
by james / 12/14/2008 at 8:14am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML