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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2798
  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Phustercluck : I don't smoke
I only drink socially
I don't have casual sex
I'm not religious
I love to cuddle
I love to sleep
I love to cook
I love animals(wtb a cerval)
I love nature
I heart Electro
Waffles are better than pancakes.

I have someone that makes me smile. :)


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