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Phorenzix
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 January 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 706
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17099) - you deserved it (4590)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14669) - you deserved it (4005)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8898) - you deserved it (45674)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:44pm - money - by jk2010 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)



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