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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 818
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Phorenzix : I really don't know what to write here.

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19361) - you deserved it (4863)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20440) - you deserved it (4713)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML

#7845593
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9815) - you deserved it (48648)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:44pm - money - by jk2010 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)



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