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Phorenzix

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 January 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1014
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Phorenzix : I really don't know what to write here.

Phorenzix's page activity

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Phorenzix's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Phorenzix's favorite FMLs

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

by klsdhjla / 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

by syl / 02/11/2010 at 1:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML

by jk2010 / 02/03/2010 at 12:44pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Transportation