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Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28694) - you deserved it (6552)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by goinginsane -

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57958) - you deserved it (6286)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML

#15285580
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36096) - you deserved it (2972)

On 03/12/2011 at 6:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see who's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

#15260051
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37279) - you deserved it (3254)

On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

#15229654
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13578) - you deserved it (41665)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

#15087655
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19610) - you deserved it (24470)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

#15084705
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26066) - you deserved it (3374)

On 02/22/2011 at 10:55pm - health - by CarSick (woman) - United States

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

#15083681
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20257) - you deserved it (5098)

On 02/22/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Taylor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44259) - you deserved it (8753)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, in an attempt to get some guidance from my college advisor, I emailed her, saying I was contemplating going to another school because I felt so helpless about my GPA, and was sure I wouldn't get my major. I asked for advice on raising it. She gave me instructions on how to drop out. FML

#15077863
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23570) - you deserved it (6632)

On 02/22/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by academicloser (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

#15076677
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27876) - you deserved it (3683)

On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

#15025118
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25344) - you deserved it (19055)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by thestudent (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

#15025118
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25344) - you deserved it (19055)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by thestudent (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

#15016068
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46040) - you deserved it (5376)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States



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