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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 September 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 681
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23495) - you deserved it (2634)

On 08/01/2015 at 2:18am - work - by hook me up with some smack, Jack (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year old guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25695) - you deserved it (7873)

On 04/02/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by Jordan (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51893) - you deserved it (6387)

On 08/21/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML


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On 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by nemesis5196523 (man) - United States (Utah)

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