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Philintheblankz

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 September 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 468
  • Number of comments : 33
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45791) - you deserved it (5146)

On 08/21/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41327) - you deserved it (3767)

On 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by nemesis5196523 (man) - United States (Utah)



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