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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 September 1984 (29 years)
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Today, the parent of a student called to ask me about a homework assignment. At the end of the call, she told me that I seem to be losing my "Asian accent" from when she first talked to me in the summer. I was born in the US, grew up in NJ and speak perfect English. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33605) - you deserved it (2659)

On 02/17/2014 at 5:41pm - work - by kdubz23 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40471) - you deserved it (3675)

On 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by nemesis5196523 (man) - United States (Utah)

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