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Philintheblankz's favorite FMLs
Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML
by hook me up with some smack, Jack / 08/01/2015 at 2:18am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year old guy. FML
by Jordan / 04/02/2015 at 3:58pm / Jordan (Al Balqa') / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/21/2014 at 5:24pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy
by nemesis5196523 / 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
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