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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 September 1984 (30 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41440) - you deserved it (3776)

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