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PhereWin
  • Town/Country : Hiroshima, Japan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1980 (33 years)
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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