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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 May 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38256) - you deserved it (10203)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML

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134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8304) - you deserved it (34163)

On 08/01/2010 at 9:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46439) - you deserved it (36586)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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