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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 January 1989 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 449
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Petrie0129 : I drink way too much coffee for my own good.

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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93386) - you deserved it (243513)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
722 comments

I agree, your life sucks (765472) - you deserved it (62793)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (830410) - you deserved it (91068)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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