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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML


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