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Petman1325
  • Town/Country : Savannah, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 345
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16630) - you deserved it (42422)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24333) - you deserved it (8264)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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