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PeteyPablo12308

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PeteyPablo12308

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16663
  • Number of comments : 695
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PeteyPablo12308 : I\\\'m Peter. Im a college student and everything is good except that I live in Idaho... FML :-P I like men.

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Today, I was doing mah laundry and I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke mah nose on the washer.

#20025943
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8627) - you deserved it (21481)

On 08/17/2012 at 3:30am - misc - by Megan - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling... but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift... I passed out... fell off my stand... and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

#20024083
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20128) - you deserved it (2334)

On 08/16/2012 at 5:57am - work - by Soap0015 - United States

Taday I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying an getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone an got home , the first thing I heard was mah grandpa telling mah dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

#20023096
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34073) - you deserved it (2868)

On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2DAY I WAS DIGGING IN MY LAWN, TRYING TO IGNORE THE SUSPICIOUS GLANCES COMING FROM MY NOSY FUCKBALL OF A NEIGHBOR. WHEN HE ASKED WAT I WAS DOING, I REPLIED WITH DRIPPING SARCASM, THAT I WAS DIGGING UP THE SCHOOLKIDS I KILLED LAST YEAR. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, THE COPS HE CALLED ARRIVED. FML

#20015702
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31266) - you deserved it (8593)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in mah eye!! After rinsing said burning eye with water fir a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops mah sister left on the counter and used some!! They were actually tea tree oil drops!! Ouch!! FML

#20014690
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22036) - you deserved it (4936)

On 08/11/2012 at 2:21am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Discovarad That Whan A Cyclist Taars Down Tha Straat, Slaps U Across Tha Faca As Ha Passas, Looks Back Laughing An Flips U Off, Than Crashas Into A Lamppost, Ha'll Still Blama U An Thraatan To Sua, Avan Aftar U Rush Ovar To Chack His Injurias. FML

#20014116
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30885) - you deserved it (2126)

On 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm - health - by dumbasdogshit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I looked over at te car parked next to me an noticed a very large woman plucking er mustace. Se locked eyes wit me an kept plucking. After tat... every time I looked over... se was still staring. Staring an plucking. Now wen I close ma eyes... I can still see er. FML

#20012686
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22719) - you deserved it (2912)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I started mah dream job of bieng a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. mega FML

#20012679
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31427) - you deserved it (4126)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:37am - work - by mike h - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I FOUND ONE OF MA MOM'S OLD DIARIES TAT DATED BACK TO MA INFANT DAYS. I COULDN'T ELP BUT READ A LITTLE. I'M NOW IN GREAT CONCERN OVER OW MANY TIMES MA MOM WROTE TAT SE WANTED TO DUNK ME IN TE TOILET OR TROW ME AGAINST A WALL. FAT FML

#20010632
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23214) - you deserved it (3460)

On 08/09/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

today I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down . Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through mah side-window and smacked into mah head, causing me to drive into a ditch . FML

#20008924
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25000) - you deserved it (2413)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

today I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down . Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through mah side-window and smacked into mah head, causing me to drive into a ditch . FML

#20008924
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25000) - you deserved it (2413)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today.. . the highlight of mah day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup . FML

#20008728
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21827) - you deserved it (2407)

On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to scream 4 my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

#20006198
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8074) - you deserved it (30075)

On 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm - misc - by :$ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, My Mom's Intense Fear Of Tornadoes Caused Her To Break Into The Bathroom, Drag Me Off The Toilet While I Was Changing My Tampon, And Drag Me To The Basement With My Pants Around My Ankles To Join My Father, Brother, And My Brother's Best Friend. FML

#20002813
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33805) - you deserved it (1712)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today, I discoverd that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup . How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and rd stilettos in it . Oh, and the stilettos r his size, in case u were wondering . FML

#19999762
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30290) - you deserved it (2650)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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