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Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 1:56pm - love - by screwed - Chile (Region Metropolitana)
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)
Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version
Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version
Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -
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