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PeteyPablo12308

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PeteyPablo12308

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14336
  • Number of comments : 695
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PeteyPablo12308 : I\\\'m Peter. Im a college student and everything is good except that I live in Idaho... FML :-P I like men.

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Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

#6975608
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31978) - you deserved it (4957)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML

#6902851
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10943) - you deserved it (24317)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I started my job as a waiter. I was excited when my first customer paid for the bill. I go over to the table, half-expecting a tip. I got to the table and no money was on the table. On the bottom receipt was written: "Ever heard of deodorant?" Apparently I smell bad. Thanks for the tip. FML

#6888984
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10187) - you deserved it (25107)

On 12/22/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by themonkeyman - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML

#6856689
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8577) - you deserved it (31468)

On 12/20/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by itstillhurts (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

#6844162
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22482) - you deserved it (10168)

On 12/20/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by kat, ACT - United States

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML

#6826579
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8885) - you deserved it (41093)

On 12/19/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML

#6826579
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8885) - you deserved it (41093)

On 12/19/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML

#6821281
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23725) - you deserved it (10307)

On 12/19/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

#6793560
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12499) - you deserved it (23870)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada

Today, we had company over, and after dinner, I saw a package of gumballs sitting on the table. Figuring my brother had brought them, I took one and bit it. I got a bunch of weird looks. Turns out wasn't a gumball - it was a mini paintball. FML

#6768008
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7818) - you deserved it (25355)

On 12/15/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by BlueMouth (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

#6725096
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7838) - you deserved it (32633)

On 12/12/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by Icci (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

#6708463
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15513) - you deserved it (21305)

On 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML

#6632044
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9350) - you deserved it (23952)

On 12/06/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by Wrongdoor (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML

#6535314
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29724) - you deserved it (7922)

On 11/30/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

#6528264
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26480) - you deserved it (12497)

On 11/30/2009 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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