About PeteyPablo12308 : I\\\'m Peter. Im a college student and everything is good except that I live in Idaho... FML :-P I like men.
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by the_pheasant66 / 06/26/2010 at 6:31am / Ireland (Dublin) / Health
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
by splitzville / 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
by Hatty / 03/14/2010 at 6:50am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML
by ohno / 03/10/2010 at 6:05am / United States / Intimacy
by chevysprint / 02/28/2010 at 12:36am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I decided to give one of them (a seven-year-old) a piggy-back ride, thinking I'm strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before faceplanting on the wooden floor. She is fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML
by ouchy / 01/30/2010 at 12:05am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/28/2010 at 6:00am / Norway (Telemark) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a tense tiebreak round to win the local pub quiz. As the quizmaster read out more clues, I got the answer, got up and rushed to be the first team to the bar. I tripped, faceplanted. The whole bar laughed, and then I realized that it wasn't a "fastest to the bar" round. FML
by pubquizgenius / 01/27/2010 at 3:24am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
by Kylie / 01/26/2010 at 11:13am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by ceedee / 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Chan / 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by masterzach21 / 01/22/2010 at 1:25am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML
by Toldyouso / 01/22/2010 at 1:16am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML
by im_radd / 01/21/2010 at 2:31am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friends house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said "who's this? stop texting me." FML
by Desperate_measures / 01/16/2010 at 7:22am / Greece (Attiki) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long…