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PeteyPablo12308

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14305
  • Number of comments : 695
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PeteyPablo12308 : I\\\'m Peter. Im a college student and everything is good except that I live in Idaho... FML :-P I like men.

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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46893) - you deserved it (14813)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46893) - you deserved it (14813)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46893) - you deserved it (14813)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46893) - you deserved it (14813)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML

#12641347
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21821) - you deserved it (26516)

On 08/20/2010 at 5:51am - intimacy - by pathetic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

#12535853
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45437) - you deserved it (3327)

On 08/15/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by bbbblt - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34306) - you deserved it (18577)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

#12453698
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14973) - you deserved it (23071)

On 08/11/2010 at 12:33pm - misc - by Jorgina226 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

#12409274
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37978) - you deserved it (26404)

On 08/09/2010 at 10:38am - love - by Forgotten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

#12337328
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23352) - you deserved it (37401)

On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17235) - you deserved it (68209)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML

#12059383
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25630) - you deserved it (16436)

On 07/23/2010 at 3:39am - love - by V - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38224) - you deserved it (9799)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML

#11831310
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11449) - you deserved it (65286)

On 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm - health - by jazthefish (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

#11584447
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37806) - you deserved it (16376)

On 07/01/2010 at 8:11am - intimacy - by jane smith - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)



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